I wanted so badly to forget my own words from two weeks ago: "Michigan can't beat anyone this year." But they couldn't even win this week when so many people were trying to hand them the game. The Spartans tried to shoot themselves in the foot, but the Wolverines wouldn't have it.They needed the help of the officials to convert on State's first turnover. But after that, they refused to make the most of Sparty's mistakes. It looked like the "bigger brother" was trying to carry on the tradition of keeping "little brother" in the game. "Oh, you'll fumbled the ball to us again? Here you go, 3-and-out, have the ball back. Miss a 50-yd field goal? Don't worry, we'll field it, take it at the 10 and then go 3-and-out. Woah, our defense forced a 3-and-out? Here you go, 2-and-INT. You missed another field goal?! Ok, we'll just go 3-and-out again. That should leave our defense nice and gassed for you. Hey, you ran for a 64-yd TD in one play, good job! And we'll just tie it up before halftime."
"Now in the second half, we'll take the lead, but then continue to go 3-and-out even if you keep missing field goals. And if you need any extra scores at the end, we'll just throw some more picks for you." It's just ridiculous. That's all there is to say.
Standings
| This Week | W | L | (Overall) |
| A True Blue Husker | 14 | 12 | (131-57) |
| Dr. L | 17 | 9 | (126-62) |
| Kenny Pickett | 16 | 10 | (126-62) |
| The Guvna | 16 | 10 | (126-62) |
| The Rev | 18 | 8 | (126-62) |
| Chief Justice | 17 | 9 | (125-63) |
| O-knee-der | 16 | 10 | (124-64) |
| Tornado Beast | DROPPED OUT | ||
Schedule
Thursday, October 30
7:30 PM ET #23 S. Florida at Cincinnati
Saturday, November 1
12:00 PM ET Northwestern at #17 Minnesota
12:00 PM ET W. Virginia at #25 Connecticut
12:00 PM ET Wisconsin at #21 Michigan St.
12:00 PM ET Miami (FL) at Virginia
12:00 PM ET Michigan at Purdue
12:30 PM ET Kansas St. at Kansas
12:30 PM ET Auburn at Mississippi
2:00 PM ET #18 Tulsa at Arkansas
2:00 PM ET E. Michigan at W. Michigan
2:30 PM ET Pittsburgh at Notre Dame
3:00 PM ET #14 Missouri at Baylor
3:30 PM ET #8 Florida at #6 Georgia
3:30 PM ET #15 Florida St. at Georgia Tech
3:30 PM ET #24 Oregon at California
3:30 PM ET Clemson at Boston College
3:30 PM ET Duke at Wake Forest
3:30 PM ET Iowa at Illinois
6:00 PM ET #20 Brigham Young at Colorado State
7:00 PM ET Tennessee at S. Carolina
8:00 PM ET #1 Texas at #7 Texas Tech
8:00 PM ET Nebraska at #4 Oklahoma
8:00 PM ET #13 TCU at UNLV
9:30 PM ET #10 Utah at New Mexico



